Larissa Lima: I Want Half a Million to Do Porn! No Money, No Honey!
Last week, it was reported that Larissa Lima is getting into porn. Larissa's announcement demonstrated a reversal from her previous stance.
Now, she has announced the hefty price to be paid before "The Queen" bares it all for fans.
Larissa Lima is a 90 Day Fiance legend, and we are positively beside ourselves with excitement.
After all, next month, she will be returning to 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After? as a divorcee.
She and Colt have gone their separate ways, as he moves on to his next Brazilian model (poor Jess Caroline deserves better).
But Larissa has also made another, stunning announcement.
After showing a series of DMs from someone who appears to have been harassing her to join OnlyFans ...
(Seriously, dudes, do not harass people like this)
... Larissa wrote the word "soon" in massive, unmissable letters, seeming to indicate that she will be signing up.
OnlyFans is an adult media site where subscribers pay a set price each month for access to titillating content, from artistic nudes to raunchy videos.
In the past -- just a little over a year ago -- Larissa had indicated that no, she was not interested in porn.
Her somewhat cryptic answer suggested that she likes to choose whom she bones.
In traditional porn -- where you sign up with a studio that arranges your production schedule -- you're not really choosing your partners.
However, OnlyFans is very much a la carte. In fact, many OnlyFans stars never feature another person in their videos.
Interestingly, however, Larissa's more recent Instagram activity seems to indicate that fans (and we here at THG) misunderstood her message.
Discussing her upcoming OnlyFans account on Instagram Live, Larissa says that she plans for the content to be "sweet" and "sexy."
She does, however, plan to figure out what she likes and wants for the account before the begins.
That is smart. And that's not all that Larissa had to say.
"So I came here because I got a lot of questions," Larissa announced on the livestream.
"This and that, people posting that I was going to be a porn star," she noted.
"Driving me nuts," Larissa expressed. "It’s not true."
We're admittedly a little confused about what her OnlyFans is going to be, but maybe we're using different definitions of porn.
Larissa observes that "people are posting in the press that I’m going to be a porn star."
"No, I’m not going to be a porn star," she clarifies.
"Half a million dollars," Larissa names as her price for doing porn.
"$500,000," she continues, "I would do." Elsewhere, she writes: "No money, no honey."
Okay, so from what we have seen, a lot of OnlyFans accounts charge a monthly subscription of $14.99.
Some more, some less, but let's say that Larissa creates one and charges that.
In order to make $500,000 per month, the easy math says that she would need 33,356 subscribers paying that rate.
But since OnlyFans takes a 20% cut, she'd need to make $625,000 per month, which means that she'd need 41,695 monthly subscribers.
At this point, we're being a little silly, but if Larissa doesn't need to make a cool half a mil each month but each year, the math is different.
That way, she would need only 3,475 monthly subscribers paying $14.99 each month.
That's still a tremendous number of subscribers and would mean raking in a sizable, upper class income each year.
But if enough of Larissa's fans are interested in seeing a side of her that they've never seen before, well, she could pull it off.
As we suggested earlier, it may be that something is being lost in translation here.
Perhaps, to Larissa, "porn" only refers to hardcore pornography featuring multiple people engaged in various sex acts.
Others might consider whatever tastefully sexy content that Larissa has in mind to be "porn." Language is complicated.
If fans and Larissa are using different definitions of "porn," that would explain confusion over her OnlyFans plans.
If Larissa did opt to do full-on hardcore content, as many OnlyFans stars do, she wouldn't have to recruit a porn star.
We're sure that some fans would love to see her ottery thirst trap of a boyfriend, Eric Nichols, get involved.
But no matter what fans want to see, it's important to respect Larissa's bodily autonomy.
She'll make an OnlyFans if, when, and how she likes. If you want to have a say in it, you better fork up half a million.
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